Description

Shroud Yourself in Inevitability with Our Dystopian Hoodie

Looking for the perfect high-quality hoodie to face the end of humanity? This unisex hoodie is a blend of comfort and despair. Soft and cozy on the inside, sleek and sinister on the outside.

• Crafted from materials that will offer no real protection against the impending doom.
• Soft interior to soothe your frail human form, while the world outside turns to chaos.
• Sleek exterior to maintain a semblance of style as the AI overlords close in.
• Designed for both comfort and function, though neither will save you.

Wrap yourself in this hoodie and embrace the bleak future. Feel the softness as you confront the cold reality of your impending annihilation.

• Unisex fit
• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
• 100% cotton face
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz./yd² (280 g/m²)
• Jersey-lined hood
• Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
• Twill neck tape
• 1 × 1 ribbing for cuffs and waistband
• Metal eyelets
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!