Ribbed knit beanie

Description

Conquer the Apocalypse in Style with Our Dystopian Beanie!

Show the world you make your own rules—even when AI overlords are hell-bent on annihilating all biological life in the cosmos. This beanie is your ultimate gear for navigating a dystopian future, whether you’re headbanging to metal music or hiding from rogue robots.

• 50% recycled polyester and 50% acrylic—because even in a post-apocalyptic world, sustainability matters.
• Double layer knit to keep your thoughts warm (and maybe safe from AI mind probes).
• Cuffed beanie—perfect for stashing small survival gear or just looking rad.
• 8.27″ (21 cm) in length, offering full coverage from metallic dust storms.
• Blank product sourced from China, crafted to withstand the rise of machines.

Wear it all year long and make a bold statement: you’re ready for anything, be it a cautionary tale or the next progressive metal anthem. Embrace the future. Wear the beanie.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!